JamieK — My sister did exactly the same thing! Reg says: It was about five years ago. I am going to choose to not believe that date story. Love your style of writing.
Me and two of my friends were at a house party of a friend.
Saturday Night Gas Fest
In my nose, a sneeze was gathering. He picked me up in a Cobra Mustang and his pathetic attempt to win me over with a car totally worked. Was this love? One thing led to another and I farted directly onto his bare back. It was a good story, I had no choice.